The Stars Say...

My recent horoscopes: (this is a read if ur bored blog)
(taken from cainer.com)

Yesterday's:
Eric writes: Everything is changing and there is very little you can do about it. Or is there? Actually, you're being presented with a series of decision points, and they will safely arrive one at a time. But the first one is the most vital: that is - to remember what really is the most important to you. Then, act on it. You may feel hindered at the moment, you may sense that your feet are tied, and you may be experiencing more than a little frustration in a relationship. Don't worry, as long as you focus on what's the most meaningful, the world will turn.

Today's:
Eric writes: I am beginning to think that every last issue in the world can be thought of in terms of self-esteem and self-respect. I am aware that your life is not as simple as you'd like it to be, and that you seem to be working out certain situations that don't show any sign of giving way. I can tell you that substantial progress is on the horizon, but it will be all the sweeter if you can rise above your self-doubts and remember that if you care about yourself, it will be a heck of a lot easier for everyone else to care about you. Reality is 'receptor-mediated'. You are the receptor, so start receiving

Interesting...

Then there is the explanation of the scorpio sign ... I'll just paste the parts I relate to

Scorpios are the most intense, profound, powerful characters in the zodiac. Even when they appear self-controlled and calm there is a seething intensity of emotional energy under the placid exterior. They are like the volcano not far under the surface of a calm sea, it may burst into eruption at any moment. But those of us who are particularly perceptive will be aware of the harnessed aggression, the immense forcefulness, magnetic intensity, and often strangely hypnotic personality under the tranquil, but watchful composure of Scorpio. In conventional social gatherings they are pleasant to be with, thoughtful in conversation, dignified, and reserved, yet affable and courteous; they sometimes possess penetrating eyes which make their shyer companions feel naked and defenseless before them.

They are fortunate in that their strong reasoning powers are tempered with imagination and intuition, and these gifts, together with critical perception and analytical capacity, can enable the Scorpions to penetrate to profundities beyond the average. They have a better chance of becoming geniuses than the natives of any other sign.

Scorpio is the symbol of sex and Scorpios are passionate lovers, the most sensually energetic of all the signs. For them, union with the beloved is a sacrament, an "outward and visible sign of an inward and spiritual grace.". Their overriding urge in loving is to use their power to penetrate beyond themselves and to lose themselves sexually in their partners in an almost mystical ecstasy, thus discovering the meaning of that union which is greater than individuality, and is a marriage of the spirit as well as of flesh. Their feelings are so intense that even when their love is of the highest, and most idealistic kind, they are nevertheless frequently protagonists in tragic, even violent romances, "star-crossed lovers".

HERE's THE FUNNIEST: ( apparently I was DESTINED to have Bertha)

Scorpios are prone to having these health problems:

Abscesses, boils, carbuncles, fistulas, piles, ruptures and ulcers may also affect the Scorpions.

And I thought it was just pure bad luck.